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Presents Under The Nonreligious Holiday Tree

from Rebel Without A Claus by Lanza Manza

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So many Jews pissed off over Christmas everyone tries not to cause offense
You can spin a dreidel or eat turkey at the table whatever culturally makes sense
Whether you have a tree doesn’t really matter to me but it offends people I don’t know why
But social justice workers can’t cross any borders
The idea of Christmas can die

Aint got no presents
Round the nonreligious holiday tree
We can’t offend anybody
Or they might get PTSD

Oppression
Offended
Your freedoms
End at my feelings

If you get a real tree there’s a good chance you could bring ticks or other bugs into your home
But if the white guilt continues the only trees brought in will be plastic and connected to garden gnomes
Wait never mind that we cant even say gnome
Short people prefer “the tall impaired”
The only thing impaired about modern day holiday is offending people makes us scared

Aint got no presents
Round the nonreligious holiday tree
We can’t offend anybody
Or they might get PTSD

Oppression
Offended
Your freedoms
End at my feelings

Oppression
Offended
Your freedoms
End at my feeeeeliiiings

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from Rebel Without A Claus, released December 17, 2014

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