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Santa's Dead
02:15
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Ho Ho Whore
01:33
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So many Jews pissed off over Christmas everyone tries not to cause offense
You can spin a dreidel or eat turkey at the table whatever culturally makes sense
Whether you have a tree doesn’t really matter to me but it offends people I don’t know why
But social justice workers can’t cross any borders
The idea of Christmas can die
Aint got no presents
Round the nonreligious holiday tree
We can’t offend anybody
Or they might get PTSD
Oppression
Offended
Your freedoms
End at my feelings
If you get a real tree there’s a good chance you could bring ticks or other bugs into your home
But if the white guilt continues the only trees brought in will be plastic and connected to garden gnomes
Wait never mind that we cant even say gnome
Short people prefer “the tall impaired”
The only thing impaired about modern day holiday is offending people makes us scared
Aint got no presents
Round the nonreligious holiday tree
We can’t offend anybody
Or they might get PTSD
Oppression
Offended
Your freedoms
End at my feelings
Oppression
Offended
Your freedoms
End at my feeeeeliiiings
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Lots of rain
Are ya listenin
It’s the bane
Of existence
A terrible sight
Its humid tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland In Florida
Gone away, are the goose birds
Here today, are the snowbirds
They crowd up the roads
Cuz they come here in loads
Kill me in a winter wonderland In Florida
In the meadow we’d get struck by lightening
Or get bit by the mosquitos
I hope you’re not allergic to bee stings
And don’t mind hurricanes and tornados
Later on
A brush fire
Sudden heat makes it dryer
The next days theres rain
After hours of pain
Dying in a winter wonderland in Florida
In the swamp we can drive an airboat
And accidentally kill an alligator
Going 80 trying to stay afloat
It rained again down here near the equator
When it rains
It aint thrilling
Through the fog, it is chilling
Just go away from this horrible state
Walking in a winter wonderland in Florida
Seriously just go I hate it here
Walking in a winter wonderland in Florida
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I bet you were expecting a song here. Well SO WAS I AND SOMETIMES YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS SO GROW UP AND FACE THE WORLD
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Lanza Manza Ocala, Florida
I just screw around on the banjo please give me money
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